Do You Measure Up… or Should You Sit Down?

Do You Measure Up… or Should You Sit Down?

Gentlemen, it’s time to drop your pants and your pride. Let’s see what you’re really working with.

Introducing the Dick-Oh-Meter™ Bundle — my not-so-scientific, definitely humiliating toolset for measuring just how much (or how little) you’re packing. Think of it as a kinky carnival game… where your ego might be the first thing to shrink.

💋 What’s Inside This Wicked Bundle?

• The Dick-Oh-Meter Paddle – Each inch labelled with a custom name, ranging from “Shrimpee” to “Hammer.” Spoiler alert: most of you won't get past “Mmm... cute.”

• The No-Glory Hole Girth Gauge – An oval paddle with cut-outs to check your thickness. Spoiler #2: If you rattle around in the smallest hole… well, bless your heart.

• 4 Naughty Tyre Caps – Miniature penises to screw onto your car wheels. A constant reminder of whether you’re bringing the Big D Energy… or something a little more modest.

  
  

  

  
  

💌 Want to Play?

💥 Buy the bundle by emailing mistress.lucia.deville@gmail.com

📱 Or text 0401 723 623 — I do enjoy knowing who’s eager to measure up.

But wait — there’s more shame to gain.

📸 Want 6 Months FREE on My Spicy Site?

If you’re brave enough, you can earn a 6-month free trial to my OnlyFans. Here’s how:

1. Buy the bundle (obviously).

2. Ask first, then send me a photo of your manhood being measured on the Dick-Oh-Meter and the No-Glory Hole paddle.

3. If I approve (and I’m feeling generous), you’ll unlock 6 glorious months of my filthiest content — because humiliation should come with rewards.

🖤 Who’s This For?

• Submissives looking to impress (or be thoroughly unimpressive)

• Dommes who love watching their boys squirm

• Anyone who wants to turn dick-measuring into a public sport

😈 So… do you measure up?

Or are you ready to be officially crowned Peetoris, the Tiny Troublemaker?

Tick-tock, boys. My inbox is waiting.

—Mistress DeVille

Curator of Size Shame & Sweet Rewardsmistressdeville.com